The most appealing part about Asterisk in general is that its VOIP features will allow business to run their data and phone connections on the same physical infrastructure. In other words you can run all of you phone and internet through the same cables, switches and routers. Today many Internet Service Provider’s are also providing integrated T1′s which include internet and phone coming in on over one line. While an integrated T1 is typically more expensive than a standard T1 line it is less expensive than running separate services to your business from different providers, and in addition many integrated T1 service providers have the ability to connect your long distance calls to other VOIP trunks absolutely free of charge. Free long distance to other in-network VOIP trunks is a tremendous benefit for any small or medium sized business looking to cut costs. Most phone companies are already using packet transfer to transmit long distance connections anyway. In addition to cutting long distance cost you can completely eliminate any remote branch calling even if your remote branch is on the other side of the world by using SIP, IAX2 or DUNDI peering.

Most vendors typically supply the necessary PBX software to host your local phone services at a hefty initial cost that comes with the expensive and dreaded annual licensing fee. Asterisk is completely open meaning that you can use and modify the software completely free of charge without ever paying any kind of licensing fee. It is important to note that Asterisk is a highly customizable application that does not come out of the box and ready to use. Although Asterisk can be confusing and difficult for end users to configure, chances are that there are a large number of IT consultants in your area that will aid in the most daunting part of the asterisk configuration. The best part about working with a local consultant is that you can have a custom deployment of your own phone system and you won’t be working over the phone with your vendor or the reseller for hours trying to set up their PBX.

Vendor lock-in… the words alone makes me cringe. I think about being on hold with someone from India whose English is difficult to understand. I hate the idea of paying a company an annual fee to use their product that only they are qualified to configure. The fact is that once the consumer is locked into a product the chances of any them changing services after all the setup costs and headache is almost zero and the proprietary vendors know this and take full advantage as they cut their costs by providing limited support and add enormous fees for special or emergency services. Depending on where you live it may not be easy to find Asterisk consultants in your area, but the popularity of VOIP has created a high demand for more and more consultants to use and support Asterisk.

Finally the absolute best reason that any small or medium sized business should strongly consider using Asterisk is that the software is completely customizable and scalable to any level. Proprietary software companies always keep their source code completely secret and guard it with blood, sweat and tears to ensure their business practices. Asterisk allows anyone complete access to the programming code that makes Asterisk work. What this means to small business owners is that if you have a bug with your voicemail setup or if you need to modify the way that your PBX interacts with your incoming faxes all you have to do is pop the hood and tinker with the configuration files, although typically you want a consultant to do the tinkering, but you get the idea. Asterisk is the most scalable product available, is currently being used by many call centers, including IBM, and it is deployable in many different languages.

The benefits from a financial perspective alone clearly outweigh any costs. VOIP is an extremely new and exciting technology designed to help businesses with efficiency and Asterisk is helping many small to medium businesses access this technology at an affordable cost. In our current economy affordability is a necessity and any small to medium sized business owner should seriously look at Asterisk as their next phone implementation.

Why is this important?  I work for a software company that produces software for a windows environments, and is designed to run over a network.   I spend hours every week reconfiguring server configurations and settings that were not setup correctly first time they were installed.  The installation alone takes anywhere from 20-60 minutes and can be painfully difficult, if not impossible, if your operating system configuration is not setup properly.  In many cases even the server may appear to be setup correctly and working fine when in reality it isn’t.  This only further complicates things when our clients try to install and connect a number of clients to the server only to realize that there are problems.  This is not uncommon for any type of software support model.  The server client model is a very effective way to administer and share information over a network when it is configured properly.  The problem for any software product is that there are too many variables, including OS configuration, software dependencies, and human error.

Now this would mainly benefit network applications that run on a client-server model and would only be plausible for the server setup, but imagine if it were possible to get the exact software installed on every server in exactly the same way with exactly the same settings.  If you could take all of the OS, installation and a lot of the misconfiguration variables out of the equation, it might lead to a lot less support needed for installations and troubleshooting.  It would be extremely beneficial for any software developer to create their software and put it on a virtual machine and ship the VM to their clients.  Basically the client would only be required to install a simple VM player and then download all the VM files that contain the entire OS and installation for the software.  One of the great things about this is that allows you to sandbox the VM so that any configuration changes you make to the server OS won’t have any affect on the the VM.  And in many cases even there is a server crash it could be extremely easy to recover the data because all of your information is stored on the hard drive as a bunch of files.

There are some issues with this model of distribution, including the Windows licensing model which will not allow software vendors to sell Windows VM’s without paying a heavy fee to Microsoft.  Many companies have worked around this caveat by distributing their product on Linux VM’s, which will run perfect in any Windows or Mac host environment.  The idea of virtualization would not solve all of the software development and distribution problems in the world.  For example, you would probably still need to manually install the software on each client that connects to the virtual server.  This method of distributing software has recently become popular because it allows software developers to become OS independent.

Although we don’t use virtualization yet at my place of work, it’s tool that is still in infancy and many companies like Amazon and Google are already taking advantage its capabilities.  It is an amazing concept and even more incredible in practice but the real test of time will tell if smaller companies are ready for virtualization.

Have you ever seen one of those sketchy ice cream trucks or vans roaming the neighborhood?  I mean one of the worn out vans with box sticker ice cream pictures sprawled out across the side of the van with no windows.  I was sitting in my house and that annoying ice cream music came playing through the neighborhood.  I take a peek out my window and see this old van rolling past the street similar to the one in the picture and I think to myself… This has got to be some sort of underground scam going on.  I mean who is really going to buy ice cream out of an ice chest from a guy in a van.

Well the first red flag is always why it’s usually middle aged men trying to market this product to children.  I mean there can’t be a lot of profit in ice cream resale, can there?  You would have to sell a lot of ice cream to make your down payment on the ice cream truck.  I can also say that I have never honestly met someone who’s occupation is ice cream truck driver.  Not only does that scream looser, but how do you really explain “ice cream truck driver” to your friends?  “I just really love children” is already taken by Michael Jackson and probably worse than the real answer of two felony convictions and can’t get a job anywhere else.

Aside from the aforementioned creepy implications of ice cream resale, I can’t get past the whole idea of a bunch of trucks driving around in lower to middle class neighborhoods blasting that stupid music.  If I were forced into the underground world of  ice cream deliveries, I would take the Grand Theft Auto approach and use it as a front for selling other goods; watches, paper goods, office supplies.  I mean think about it most ice cream truck sales are cash, and the obnoxious music is an excellent way to let your best customers know that you’re open for business.  Without assuming too much I would be astonished to find that I cannot be the first person to come up with this idea.

At work we sometimes have a little downtime and many of the people at my office choose to use their free time on a little Plants vs Zombies.  The premise behind the game is pretty simple.  It’s a new variation on defend your castle with a twist: you use awesome plants to launch lethal peas, watermelons and other variations of vegetation at an incoming onslaught of mindless Zombies trying to reach your house to eat your brains.  This game is sweet, I mean it starts you out on a checkerboard style level with the zombies coming at you from the right side and you have to defend your house on the left. Your arsenal includes a pea shooter, a cabbage  launcher, potato mines and sunflowers to help you gather up extra sunlight for even faster planting.

Plants vs Zombies gets 5 stars for its insane graphics.  I mean Crisis on half graphics was good, but the zombie animations are so real and horrifying that I often wake up in a cold sweat at night.  Aside from the rapid speed of growth the plant animations are very realistic with their swaying and bobbing in the wind.  The epic plant battles at the end of each level are so gruesome that this game is not at all recommended for those with less than adequate stomach capacities.  The other great thing about this game is that if it isn’t enough for you to slay zombies using your impressive green thumb skills, you can actually play as the zombies and try to attack the plants.

If that still isn’t enough to entice you to buy you defiantly ought to check out the “vase breaker” mode where you break a bunch of vases on your lawn…  Yeah, I know, it actually is this awesome.

So if you’re looking for a good project to turn your mind into a pool of gray drivel then you should definitely pick up a copy of Plants vs Zombies.   This game gets the full 5 out of 5 stars on my book and will surely change your life.

So here is our office top Stats. (I know there are probably higher scores out there, but a lot of people have been using cheats and such.)

Unlimited: 112 Flags – Dave

Vasebraker:  level 37 – Haven

iZombie: Unknown

If you have a high score please send it to me so i can put you on the board.

Example, I asked a customer if they were running the application on Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows 7 or gave him the option if he didn’t know.  Now, the easy answer is “I don’t know”, because I would just walk him through the process of looking up his OS.  The customer gave the wrong answer and said he was on XP.  After about 20 minutes of troubleshooting and setting up remote tools I logged in to find that, surprise, he was using a Windows 7 computer which was not supported.  From the beginning the easy answer would have been “not supported” which means it won’t work which would have saved 20 minuets of time.  The amazing thing is that knew all along that it was Windows 7, but just wanted to get that top level support to get his software running.  The important lesson here is always assume that the customer is lying.

I was thinking someone should make a whole TV series about it, but then I was watching TV last night and realized that they already have… House.  A whole TV show about patients lying to their doctor as he is trying to fix their very severe and life threatening problems.  Then I realized, “Oh wait we do have that person where I work.”  We’ll just call him Math McNeeley.  Math is extremely smart and good at what he does, even if he doesn’t really know the answer to something he has a way of explaining it to make you feel like he just gave you a valid answer.  He has the ability to talk around things and then give you 3 or 4 plausible scenarios that could be the answer to your question.  The first thing I really remember about Math was that he was speaking to a customer, trying to tell them that they were lying.  I really don’t remember if he actually used the words “I think you are lying,” but the jist of the argument was crystal clear.  He selectively chooses his words like “I don’t believe that,” or “That’s not right”.  I often find myself imagining some of my customers having the same conversation with Math.

“Yes Math, I can’t get my software to work.”

“Well are you using Windows XP, Windows Vista, or Windows 7?”

“Windows XP”

“Well that can’t be right, I don’t believe that.  Are you sure you aren’t on Windows 7?  Let’s check real quick.”

The other thing about Math is that much like his TV counterpart, he doesn’t like to talk to people outside his inner circle of doctors.  He is always wearing earphones or pretending to be on the phone just to avoid talking to people.  Sometimes I find myself poking him in the shoulder to get his attention.  My life as an episode of House is astoundingly accurate, and, short of the addiction to pain killers I think we have our cast.  The premise used in House is pretty widespread I’m sure, but if FOX ever decides to air the I.T. version of House, I hope that I’ll get at least a small percentage for finding the star… nothing huge, only like 8 million.